“Which one did you order?” They leaned into one another as though perusing a single menu together at a popular restaurant.
“I’m going to try Metformin! It’s supposed to have fewer side effects than Ozempic!”
“Oh, tell me how it is. I really want the Ozempic injections, but they’re like $600 a shot!”
Oooohhs and ahhhhs reverberate throughout the vaulted ceilings as they titter back and forth about weight loss drugs.

